PET PEEVES IN FACEBOOK

I think everyone has something that annoys that is constantly showing in the News Feed. These are mine:

• "If he/she really loves you...." Ok, i get it that you are in a relationship. But could you please keep those relationship stuff between the two of you. If he already told you he loves you, then believe it! If you can't, then why are you even with him still? Please, spare me from those 'signs' of true love. Stop complicating it. Puhlease!
• "I'm so pretty/hot/sexy..." Are you in dire need of a compliment and you are not receiving it from other people that you have to do it for yourself? Doing it like once a year is fine, i get that it's a joke. But that kind of post everyday? You can't convince people you're attractive if they do not find you to be so...no matter how many times you suggest it to them.
• Posting a status message, liking it, commenting on it and liking your own comment. I mean, if you posted it, then it is understood that you like it. Did you like it too much? Then just put on your status that "i like this sooooo much so i'm sharing it," right? 
• Tagging me in their pictures when it's their solo picture just so i would comment on how good they looked. I'm like, are you five years old? Tip: If you want to really have that much comment in your picture, be beautiful! Then, you don't need to tag others, you will have those comments you are so craving for. Make up is affordable nowadays, you just have to learn how to use it then paint your face. When you are barely recognizable, then people will tell you how hot you look because they almost didn't recognize you.
• Checking in to Starbucks, or in any other posh place just so they could get the comment, "wow! im so jealous, how come you didn't invite me?" nuff said.
• Drama queens. Posting status messages like, "he doesn't love me anymore" or "it's your loss" or any other cliche. If you need to get his/her attention, call, text, email, fb message, chat...whatever. Just let the other person know and spare the space in our news feed!
• The "cool" guys. Their posts would always mention how much of a player they are, or how many drinks they had, or how high they are. 

Ok, i guess i'm hating on almost every post in facebook now. That's why i don't log in often anymore. It's just too noisy in there already...and senseless too.